Saturday, April 26, 2008
Weekly update
Friday, April 25, 2008
THE NFL DRAFT IS HERE!!!!!!!!!
For all of those people who natalie has linked to us and those of you who have absolutely know nothing about me, I am a football fanatic. I love the kansas city chiefs, I will not change teams unlike my uncle dan or my brother Ster. Ster "claims" that he has been a huge patriots fan but no one heard about it until last year, how convenient!
Saturday, April 19, 2008
House update
Simple Pleasures
Thursday, April 17, 2008
I need some help
The owners of the company I work for are trying to come up with a new name. We are a construction, property management and development company. Right now we just have an "MV" in front of all those (MV Construction, MV Properties... and so on).

Wednesday, April 16, 2008
New Background
I got tired of not being able to see half the words on my posts. Hopefully this is better... and hopefully it's not too girly for Luke :)
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Funny and sometimes true
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as MLB 2.5, NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, NCAA Football
and Basketball 4.0, Fly Fishing 6.5, and Golf Clubs 7.1. (and possibly
NASCAR 400.0 or 500.0 and
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I
Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
As a final backup program, you might try Bun-In-The-Oven (BITO) as a
long term solution. Keep in mind that BITO can come in versions 1.0,
2.0, 3.0, etc. and requires you to sign a 9 month installation
agreement followed by a 18 year maintenance contract. You should make
sure your Husband 1.0 operating system is compatible with the BITO
version before you install this program.
But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, or even crash leaving you with no
operating system.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Family Fun
Framing
Monday, April 7, 2008
Syrus the Virus
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Solitary Confinement
Luke and I found this show that we are officially hooked to. It's called Solitary and it's crazy! There are 9 people each in their own little white "pod" and they are put through physical, mental and emotional challenges. I'm surprised how entertaining it was. If you get the Fox Reality Channel, you should check it out.
April Fools!
